Lewis' 17th Birthday

Jun 28, 2018
3 min read

Ayup my Gs this is genevas brother here and i am going to enlighten you on the magnificent day that was upon my birthday. It started off brilliantly with me getting a banging fez that i was rocking for a while but then guess what happened ill tell you what happened that stringy thing fell off i was propper mad like you dont even understand, anyway moving on i also had this somehwhat alright cake i think it had some sort of vegatable in called a CarOt or somehting like that, sounds helathy to me so i avoided it as much as possible. but there where also some candels which were quite hot and i wasnt allowed to eat them for some god only known reason. but then the highlight of the day was when i went to school and did an MAAZING MATHS PAPER and had another banging cake, colin the caterpillar. i ate all that in a jiffy then popped home to have a browse of the computer games then i went PEW PEW PEW and they went PEW PEW PEW and then i won cos im just that good at computer games epecially the ones with guns. overall i would rate it a solid 8/6 burthday mainly due ot the fact that i had to go to school that day which i wouldnt rate very highly. Even Better If: more cake, more games, more candles. also i only received 3 or 4 pairs of sungalsses which is alroght i guess but come on man i was expecting like at least 15 but man has to go with the flow and accept what is given cos i aint a badman like huey. oh yeah sidenote i also had a driving lesson piece of paper which was weird cos it was just paper but ya know what can you do in these very odd situations. not going to lie to you mandem nothing else happened this day but i thought i would give a concise 5000 word essay on my previous 16 birthdays, starting from best cake to worst cake then proceding onto best atmospheric pressure to worst atmpospheric pressure. it all started on june 28th 2001 when i was born. it was a cloudy thursday morning and i was birthed, little did the world know that they 2nd coming of jesus had just landed head first into planet earth. the following day i woke up a bit later than usual and a bit grumpy because i didnt have my cake on my 0th irthday. skipping forward a while bla bla bla something happened but then something more interesting happened, it was a sunny day and all the boys were patrolling the streets down to my ends so we could have a banging birthday bash with the boys. we all dressed as vampire and messed up the ops who were not in the mandem. i would wish to carry on this amazing story but i cant for now cheers.....

tune in next last thursday for the not going to happen installment of this.

yours truly.

lewis

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more formerly known as "lewis the badman warren" "Big L" (not to be confused with taking an L which the youth would refer to as a loss, i never take a loss i only take dubs #fortnite4lifeandifyoudontlikefortniteidontlikeyou) "L dot W".

thank you for your time reading this i do not hope i see you in real life as that would be embarasing for me and for more importantly you.

goodnight, or good morning if it happens to be the morning for youu.